مدیر ارشد رایشمند سه‌شنبه ۴ اسفند ۱۳۹۴ ۲ دقیقه مطالعه دسته‌ها: آموزش زبان آموزش زبان انگلیسی

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی (طنز آمیز)

Intelligent Husband

Wife was busy in packing her clothes.

Husband - Where are you going ?

Wife - I'm moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing his clothes.

Wife - Now where are you going ?

Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.

Wife - And what about the kids ?

Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.

Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄

Short Facts......

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 😆😋

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Doctor : How is ur headache ?

Patient : she's out of town.😄

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because, there is always a

better model in neighborhood 😉

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,

but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗

Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁

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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺️🎄

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 😉

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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😉

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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 😂

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The woman who invented the phrase ...

"All men are the same"

was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. 😝

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There are 3 kinds of men in this

world.

Some remain single and make

wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 😜😜

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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument. 😆😜

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Women live a Better, Longer &

Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied:

Women don't have a wife! 😜😜😆😜

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...

😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺️😘

موارد فوق طنز بودند و جنبه های آموزشی آن مد نظر رایشمند است. لطفا نظرات خود را در کامنت اعلام نمایید. ولی واقعا امیدوارم حجمه ای کامنت های انتقادی به سمت ما نیاد