داستان کوتاه انگلیسی (طنز آمیز)
Intelligent Husband
Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband - Where are you going ?
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife - Now where are you going ?
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife - And what about the kids ?
Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄
Short Facts......
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Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 😆😋
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.😄
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood 😉
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺️🎄
Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 😉
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😉
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 😂
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. 😝
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 😜😜
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Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument. 😆😜
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife! 😜😜😆😜
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...
😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺️😘
موارد فوق طنز بودند و جنبه های آموزشی آن مد نظر رایشمند است. لطفا نظرات خود را در کامنت اعلام نمایید. ولی واقعا امیدوارم حجمه ای کامنت های انتقادی به سمت ما نیاد